straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
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FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
The funny thing is that, like, everybody gets our names wrong.
Everybody gets Fili and Kili wrong. Even Peter would go, "Kili— Fili."
i need feminism because a man on tv just said we (the men) are the victims when it comes to cheating because women walk around wearing almost nothing which makes it impossible not to cheat
These dudes are fucking legit. They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back. And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”
- Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
- Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
- Brother: Really?
- Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
- Brother: ???
- Me: ... fine as hell.
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser
it was last week
i am seventeen years old
the class was A.P. calculus
A brief summary of Harry Potter.
I can’t believe that I never noticed it before but the last gif it is actually a stunt double….. But why would she need one in this scene? It was not anything crazy.
GOD DAMMIT why did you point that out
this. is. war.
i really do hate leaving comments on gifsets but can i just stop to say that everything i see this one i level up when i read gale as being a leader ok bye
WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THIS WAS OKAY!
The level of not okay in this post actually stunned me for a moment
Uh…… you mean like this?
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
I will never make it.
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