“this is the result of my cat laying on my iPad and taking a picture of himself”
im not even a cat person but HIS WIDDLE TEETH
When people make the same text post but in different variations
When people make variations of the same text post
When text posts make different variations of people
IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE YOUNG PERCY WHEN HE FIRST DISCOVERED HE COULD TALK TO SEA CREATURE S
LIKE MAYBE ONE DAY HIS MOM TOOK HIM TO THE AQUARIUM I DONT KNOW AND LITTLE PERCY IS JUST “Hi fishies!” aND HE HEARS”Hello young man” AND HIS FACE EXPRESSION IS JUST HOLY SHIT
When you lift your head up and use your torso to fly
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel
Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.
- Dated: early 19th Century
- Culture: Burmese
- Measurements: overall length: 72 cm (28-1/4 inches)
The sword has a wooden hilt covered with a silver-metaled plate that is entirely filigree, and a pommel with melon-shaped sides. It features a single edge, curved blade with round back and a wooden sheath covered with silver plate.
Source: Copyright © 2014 Expertissim
He never saw it coming
He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew
i do bad things because i listen to music with swears
“What is that?” says the man who is not short, pointing at the sky.
“What is what?” says the man who is not tall, from just behind him.
“That planet up there!” says the man who is not short. “It’s so dark, and so close! It’s looming! It’s…so close! I wonder if I could…”
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